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So. fucking. over. GC guy! I'm guessing he was just shy the first two days because he is utterly and completely annoying to me now... He won't shut the hell up! He spent the entire class period either whining about the computer system - totally ignoring the trainer (who's gotten much better and is actually quite nice) , or talking about some way wacked out stuff like "documented cases" of time travel and worm holes or giant mummies found in south America that had fiery red hair and horns or looking up sports online or just generally being an arrogant ass and know it all. Now, if you know me well enough you'll know that I like cocky men, but this. was much. too much! And this brings me to reason #223,323, 234 why I am not in a long term relationship... I can have a complete relationship in my head - before the guy even knows I exist. In under a week I've gone from totally enamored to completely disgusted. I'm just glad we didn't (virtually) get around to having and naming kids this time... Messy (virtual) Break-ups are always so hard on the children... :) My rebound (virtual) relationship is with Mr. B who is not as good looking as GC guy, but who has taken to calling me "mami" (For you hopeless white folks out there - and "bubble girl" think Puerto Rican version of "baby/honey" and not the ignorant Gone with the wind character)... And girls... today was the day I learned that being called "mami" in a very deep voice by a man with a great smile.... makes me smile..... and a few other things I dare not mention....
(give me a minute.... um... maybe two.... and uh... yeah... I'm going to need a couple batteries!)In other news... I think the "online ordained" minister that was sitting next to me in class was sipping a LITTLE MORE than Arizona Iced Tea in his bottle tonight!! I mean... hey dude... whatever get's you through the night, but... WOAH! Also, if my boss' Manager (who I'm forced to work with since my boss is out training this week) doesn't lose the 'tude and shut the fuck up... I swear I'm going to put my foot up her ass... Normally I bend over backwards to accommodate and but this. is. not. the. week! This morning when she arrived I was coming back with my coffee and just remarked offhandedly that she was working on some paperwork that I gave her last week. So she says something about not having time to do it until now which I knew, because she's been busy. So I said "that's ok, it's not due until tomorrow" we have plenty of time... in a nice, normal genuinely cheery voice to let her know that I wasn't trying to hassle her... She shoots back, "Yeah never do today what you can put off to tomorrow is a great attitude to have." WTF lady?! This is the also the second time this week that she has given me work to do at 3:50 and 4:00 that HAS TO BE DONE by the end of the day, when she knows full well I have to leave at 4:30... Yesterday I looked at the clock and said that I would do the best I could, but I had to leave in a half hour... She says something to the effect of "well that's the kind of stuff I like to hear!! and walks off. Today she gives me a HUGE... HUGE document to proof and incorporate her changes into - again... has to be today. I was so pissed at her that I worked triple time and got it done. Had it back to her and was out the door at 4:30... (bi-otch!) And finally, I think the magic number is 2... Two cups of almost unbearably bad coffee mixed with creamer and hot chocolate in the morning will keep me awake all day.... I just hope I can get to sleep now!!! Much love!
Ps. How could Blogger not recognize "fuck" or "fucking" in the spell check?! (it suggested Buck or Puking)
(give me a minute.... um... maybe two.... and uh... yeah... I'm going to need a couple batteries!)In other news... I think the "online ordained" minister that was sitting next to me in class was sipping a LITTLE MORE than Arizona Iced Tea in his bottle tonight!! I mean... hey dude... whatever get's you through the night, but... WOAH! Also, if my boss' Manager (who I'm forced to work with since my boss is out training this week) doesn't lose the 'tude and shut the fuck up... I swear I'm going to put my foot up her ass... Normally I bend over backwards to accommodate and but this. is. not. the. week! This morning when she arrived I was coming back with my coffee and just remarked offhandedly that she was working on some paperwork that I gave her last week. So she says something about not having time to do it until now which I knew, because she's been busy. So I said "that's ok, it's not due until tomorrow" we have plenty of time... in a nice, normal genuinely cheery voice to let her know that I wasn't trying to hassle her... She shoots back, "Yeah never do today what you can put off to tomorrow is a great attitude to have." WTF lady?! This is the also the second time this week that she has given me work to do at 3:50 and 4:00 that HAS TO BE DONE by the end of the day, when she knows full well I have to leave at 4:30... Yesterday I looked at the clock and said that I would do the best I could, but I had to leave in a half hour... She says something to the effect of "well that's the kind of stuff I like to hear!! and walks off. Today she gives me a HUGE... HUGE document to proof and incorporate her changes into - again... has to be today. I was so pissed at her that I worked triple time and got it done. Had it back to her and was out the door at 4:30... (bi-otch!) And finally, I think the magic number is 2... Two cups of almost unbearably bad coffee mixed with creamer and hot chocolate in the morning will keep me awake all day.... I just hope I can get to sleep now!!! Much love!
Ps. How could Blogger not recognize "fuck" or "fucking" in the spell check?! (it suggested Buck or Puking)
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